You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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