didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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