If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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