Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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