But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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