She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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