their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
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Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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