I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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