Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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