this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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