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go home
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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