how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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