You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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