He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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