Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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