xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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