I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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