So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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