Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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