is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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