shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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