i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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