Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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