Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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