How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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