drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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