I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just found puke in my bra..
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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