508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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