So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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