dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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