just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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