I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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