My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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