Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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