This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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