dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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