we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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