Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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