He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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