he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
smell my finger.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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