If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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