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(802): View more from Vermont

it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear

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(970): View more from Colorado

You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand

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(631): View more from New York

stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.

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(678): View more from Georgia

The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.

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(845): View more from New York

I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.

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(406): View more from Montana

He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage

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(905): View more from Ontario

I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me

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(330): View more from Ohio

it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.

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