If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
