are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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