I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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