You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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