i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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