Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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