is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
the room spins SO much faster in panama
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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