Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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