Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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