Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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