it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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